5 Memorable Things Tyrion Said to Joffrey on 'Game of Thrones'

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Jack Gleeson plays Joffrey in season four of Game of Thrones.

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By Brian Anthony Hernandez2014-04-14 02:05:34 UTC

Spoiler alert: This post contains spoilers for season four, episode two of Game of Thrones . If you have not watched the episode, stop reading now.

Another one bit the dust on Sunday's Game of Thrones — at yet another wedding.

During season four's second episode, "The Lion and the Rose," the evil King Joffrey Baratheon got slapped in the face with a dose of poison after forcing "cup bearer" Tyrion Lannister to fetch him wine. "Serve me my wine," he demanded. "Hurry up, this pie is dry."

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Soon, Joffrey took his final breaths, with Tyrion left holding the tainted cup and taking the blame as Joffrey pointed to the seemingly framed Tyrion before dying.

In honor of the rocky relationship Joffrey and Tyrion have had since season one, we present you with five memorable lines Tyrion has uttered to or about Joffrey.

1. "One word and I hit you again."

2. "We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but l don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king."

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3. "Then you'll be fucking your own bride with a wooden cock!"

4. "Oh, monster? Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies."

5. "Life is full of these little ironies. My sister married the new king, and my repulsive nephew will be king after him. I must do my part for the honor of my house; wouldn't you agree? But how? Well, my brother has his sword, and I have my mind."

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