15 Things the Kentucky Derby and Coachella Have in Common

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Left: Bastille fan Alice Hamer of Bath, England, reacts to the band's performance during day one of the Coachella Music and Arts Festival on Friday, April 11, 2014, in Indio, Calif. Right: A man attends the Kentucky Oaks at Churchill Downs in Louisville Ky., on May 2, 2014.

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By Stephanie Buck2014-05-03 15:28:39 UTC

The Kentucky Derby gallops into Louisville on Saturday, May 3. So prepare for Instagram pics full of lavender bermuda shorts, Vine videos spilling with champagne and more fascinators than you can throw up in.

The event comes mere weeks after Coachella 2014, the bohemian, flower-strewn musical utopia — or the sweaty desert sandstorm that just happens to have music, depending on your point of view.

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In truth, the two crowds couldn't be more different. In the east, you'll find ladies clad in pearls, platform shoes and Lilly Pulitzer prints. In the west, it's ironic snapbacks and a joint your brother hid in the crotch of his boxer briefs.

Still, these polarizing worlds have some things in common — even if it's only the passing whiff of expired deodorant. Here are 15 things Kentucky Derby fans and Coachella attendees have in common:

1. They're organized packers.

•••Kentucky Derby Attire ••• @lillypulitzer just add mint & @jackrogersusa /// #kentuckyderby @kentuckyderby #hat #monogram #seersucker #jackrogers #lovemyjacks #derby #talkderbytome #pink #justaddmint #mintjulep #pearls #prep #preppy #prepster #preppystyle #bow #prepstyle #preplife #pinkandgreen #buymelilly

Packing all my Coachella necessities! Taking a break from heels with @keds for the weekend! #coachella2014

2. They love human sandwiches.

One of my favorite pictures with @rachmurr and @emileecroutch ☺️ #kentuckyderby

My boyfriend's a #pimp look at these tan #hotties I get to call #bestfriends #coachella #boomchella #80spurple #80sinstatakeover @80spurple @guyfoxxx @alexbrownee8 @yungjames818 #americanapparel #topshop

3. They shield their skin from the sun.

#tbt #kentuckyderby #infield

Ziyed Hedfi of Baltimore, Maryland, wears an umbrella over his head as he waits for Gorillaz' headlining performance on the final day of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, Calif., Sunday, April 18, 2010.

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4. They're patriotic.

TBT to one of my many happy places. I'm missing it already. #coachella2014

5. They maintain their cuticles.

Nails done right, Chanel pearl necklace, white wine on ice. @juliamannion - official Derby/general life spirit guide.

#bling #coachella #coachellanails #notd #nails #nailart #nailporn #nofilter #nailartist #naildesign #nailsoftheday #glitter #rockstar #gradient #igdaily #instadoll #instagood #instadaily #instaphoto #beverlyhills #losangeles #california #90210 #musicfestival #chinailbar @chinailbar

6. They value bromance.

#tbt to last years #kentuckyderby with my pal @coolconman11 #whenfriendsbecomepillows

This is the best pic from Coachella fo sho!

8. They wear flowers on top of, and around, their faces.

Ready for the Oaks! #kentuckyoaks #kentuckyderby #churchhilldowns #dayone #mintjulepplease

Wish I had a dollar for every flower wreath headband I've seen on a Coachella girl. Man I'd be RICH!

9. They appreciate a well-rolled smoking apparatus.

morning @nat42nd #timeless #2 with @riversidecigars #kentuckyoaks #kentuckyderby #redpants #natsherman @michaelherklots

Memories don't live like people do #coachella

10. They air out their piggies.

Like if you are Derby ready!

Coachella toes #coachella #2013 #ootd #fashion #style #crochet #laceup #shoeswag #barmine #lace

11. In fact, they don't need shoes at all. Shoes are dumb.

Walking around the track at the 2011 Kentucky derby ...simply amazing experience #tbt #kentuckyderby #2011 #hansen #royalblue #teamhansen #fun #thegreatwhitehope #horses #onceinalifetime

Ready for the Oaks! #kentuckyoaks #kentuckyderby #churchhilldowns #dayone #mintjulepplease

12. They came with their besties.

#tbt to last year's fabulous @thinkaheadgroup derby party at the Dallas Arboretum! This year, we will be watching the race at the beautiful Arlington Hall with the @leeparkjuniorconservancy! Check out our top Derby picks tomorrow on @700zelda! #kentuckyderby

Good guys #brochella #coachella2014 #2ndweek #camping #bigbodies #ripchella #goodguys #goodtimes

13. They wear pink.

#kentuckyderby time! #moetmoment #client #i'mworkingiswear

One of the pieces me and @katenash made for #coachella #girlgang still got pink paint on me.

14. They love their boos.

#kentuckyderby #party #mintjulep thanks for having us @cakedupdurant and congrats on your new event planning business!! your store is gorgeous @dontaylorherron

Save a horse, ride a Moopy. @jessevevoda #coachella

15. They have lots of friends who agree with their choices.

Good times with good friends! #kentuckyderby is almost here!

Still wishing I was there... Can't wait for next year! #coachella #coachella2014 #loveyouguys

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