13 Sexting Lessons From Dr. Seuss

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By Jessica Catcher2013-11-15 23:30:43 UTC

Let's face it, sexting has become a mainstream phenomenon, both loved and reprimanded by texters everywhere. The thrill of flirty messaging can be pretty exhilarating, as well as intimidating and emotionally stressful.

But when you think about it, the concept is actually pretty absurd.

See also: 11 Incredibly Awkward Sexts Gone Wrong

That's why we've recruited the master of oddities. If you've been too timid to scratch the surface of sexting, we are here to help — us and Dr. Seuss, that is.

When read from the prospective of a potential sexter, some of the iconic author's best quotes can be very encouraging. At the very least, they break the tension and seriousness of flirting.

Warning: This is not the Green Eggs and Ham you grew up with.

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