11 Etsy Intimates To Scare the Pants Back On Your Lover

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By Molly Horan2013-07-26 11:30:20 UTC

Does your undies drawer need an overhaul?

Etsy sells all of the decorative and novelty lingerie one would ever need. Rhinestone and flower-encrusted bras out dazzle bland cotton undergarments. And underwear with "paws off" printed on the butt definitely spices up your boring granny panties.

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On the other hand, Etsy has a plethora of intimates for sale that are sure to send your significant other running.

1.

Image: Etsy, Sceene Shoes

Bras are never, ever improved with the addition of eyes.

2.

Image: Etsy, Where Dreams Come True

All of the "I choose you" lines in the world couldn't help this Poke-bra.

3.

Image: Etsy, The Goblin Trader

Perhaps the skull alone was still too alluring — add fangs, and voila.

4.

Image: Etsy, Dress Star

It's kind of like those shirts that say "Taken," right?

5.

Image: Etsy, Sponge Designs

This bra isn't just watching, it also appears to be judging.

6.

Image: Etsy, Classy or Sassy

General rule: Underwear just shouldn't be angry.

7.

Image: Etsy, Rock Bottom Glam

If you're not scared yet, it also glows in the dark.

8.

Image: Etsy, DefeatWasicu

With extra doll hair for additional warmth ... and creepiness.

9.

Image: Etsy, Sponge Designs

Mustaches can improve many accessories — bras are not one of them.

10.

Image: Etsy, prettybymindy

Nothing says romance like a bra that wants to eat your face.

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Image: Etsy,

With googly eyes, it's like staring at you from every angle.

Homepage Image: Etsy, Sponge Designs

Topics: Etsy, scary, Watercooler