16 Scandalous Excuses for Skipping Work

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By Laura Vitto2014-06-02 11:30:47 UTC

A dog peed on your leg, a cop pulled you over for littering, your appendix suddenly burst — what's your excuse?

It takes a skilled artist to craft the perfect, believable excuse for skipping out on work. Your boss has heard it all, and the old "I've got the flu" simply won't do.

See also: 10 Tips for Pulling Off a Nap at Work

Secret-sharing app Whisper let us in on some of its users' best excuses for ditching their 9-to-5s.

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Check out Whisper for more excuses on playing hooky.

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