Sunday, 25 May 2014

The Definitive World Cup Preview (in Haiku Form)


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Colombiahaiku1Colombia's Teofilo Gutierrez, center, celebrates with teammates after scoring against Peru during a 2014 World Cup qualifying soccer match in Barranquilla, Colombia, Tuesday, June 11, 2013.

Image: Fernando Vergara/Associated Press



Forget 140 characters; 17 syllables is all you really need to make a point.


The 2014 World Cup kicks off in Brazil on June 12, running until the World Cup final in Rio de Janeiro on July 13. Which groups are toughest? Which are easiest? Who are the top players to watch? Who might score some upsets, and who might get sent packing earlier than expected?



Below, you'll find links to comprehensive previews of all eight World Cup groups. From Brazil's easy path to the knockout stage, to France's quest for redemption — it's all there. As an added bonus, we've included mini previews in haiku form. Just because we love you.


Neymar and Brazil

The team will feel right at home

This one's theirs to lose


Brazil Soccer World Cup Preview


In this Oct. 15, 2013 file photo, Brazil soccer team poses prior to the start their international friendly soccer match against Zambia at the Bird's Nest national stadium in Beijing, China.



Image: Ng Han Guan/Associated Press



Spanish dominance

Threatened by the Dutch again

But Chile lurks hard


APTOPIX Mexico Spain Soccer


Spain's goalkeeper and captain Iker Casillas, right, holds up his team's 2010 World Cup trophy before the start of an international friendly soccer match with Mexico at the Azteca Stadium in Mexico City, Wednesday Aug. 11, 2010.



Image: Claudio Cruz/Associated Press



Radamel Falcao

The striker's gimpy leg is

One key to Group C


Radamel Falcao Garcia


Colombia's Radamel Falcao celebrates after scoring his team's second goal against Chile during a 2014 World Cup qualifying soccer match in Barranquilla, Colombia, Friday, Oct. 11, 2013.



Image: Carlos Julio Martinez/Associated Press



Rooney Rooney Roo

Will he score a goal at last?

England could use that


Britain England Poland WCup Soccer


England's Wayne Rooney applauds the fans as he walks round the pitch after the World Cup Group H qualification soccer match between England and Poland at Wembley stadium in London, Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2013.



Image: Kirsty Wigglesworth/Associated Press



Oh France, quelle drama

2010 was a disgrace

It's redemption time


Soc Wcup Spain


In this March 26, 2013 file photo, France's Christophe Jallet, left, and Yohan Cabaye challenge Spain's Andres Iniesta Lujuan during their World Cup 2014 qualifying soccer match at the Stade de France in Saint Denis, north of Paris



Image: Christophe Ena/Associated Press



For Messi and friends

Iran and Nigeria

Should be good to go


Sergio Aguero, Gianmarco Gambetta


Peru's Gianmarco Gambetta falls to the ground while fighting for control of the ball with Argentina's Sergio Aguero during a 2014 World Cup qualifying soccer match in Buenos Aires, Argentina, Friday, Oct. 11, 2013.



Image: Eduardo Di Baia/Associated Press



This harsh Group of Death

Means getting out alive is

One big ugly mess


Graham Zusi, Brad Davis



Image: Arnulfo Franco/Associated Press



Belgium is so young

But Hazard? Freaking genius

Can they meet the hype?


Eden Hazard, Aleksandar Lazevski, Nikolce Noveski


Belgium's Eden Hazard, center, passes between Macedonia's Aleksandar Lazevski, left and Nikolce Noveski, right, during their World Cup 2014 Group A qualifying soccer match, at Philip II arena in Skopje, Macedonia, Friday, March 22, 2013.



Image: Boris Grdanoski/Associated Press




  1. Brasil

  2. Spain

  3. Portugal

  4. Italy

  5. Germany

  6. Argentina

  7. Netherlands

  8. Mexico

  9. France

  10. Cameroon

  11. Japan

  12. England

  13. Croatia

  14. Belgium

  15. Ivorycoast

  16. Ghana

  17. Greece

  18. Usmnt

  19. Russia

  20. Australia

  21. Switzerland

  22. Uruguay

  23. Colombia

  24. Algeria

  25. Chile

  26. Costarica

  27. Ecuador

  28. Nigeria

  29. Honduras

  30. Korea

  31. Iran


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