Massive LeBron James Tattoo Proves You Are Not His Biggest Fan

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Miami Heat fans cheers on their favorite player, LeBron James, during the first half of an NBA basketball game against the Phoenix Suns Tuesday, Feb. 11, 2014, in Phoenix.

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By Sam Laird2014-03-12 18:33:52 UTC

So you got a little basketball jones there, pal? You love the NBA, huh? Big LeBron James fan, eh? Oh, what's that? You're LeBron's biggest fan?

Well, it's time for a news flash, chief: You don't love LeBron James like this fan loves LeBron James.

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The fellow in question — and we have so many questions — came into The Juice Spot, a Miami juice bar run by James' wife, to share his love of LeBron. King James was so moved that he posted this photo to Instagram:

LeBron's caption:

This dude came into the @thejuicespot with his lady today. Got him some juices and showed me this while he was at it. Had to take a flick with him #WOW #WitnessHistory #StriveForGreatness

We are definitely on board with #wow, but the other two are harder to decipher.

Just whose greatness is James referencing — his own or that of the inked-up fan and juice-drinker? And who is witnessing what here? On the one hand, this fan is among James' many "witnesses" (Nike built a whole campaign around that conceit once upon a time, after all). But James — along with the rest of us — is now a witness in his own right.

We just hope our protagonist here isn't one of the Heat fans who gave a textbook lesson in doing it wrong during last year's NBA Finals.

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