Google's New 'Blackmail' Forces Users to Join Google+ in Hilarious Video

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By Neha Prakash2013-12-14 18:57:21 UTC

Ditch the Facebook account, delete your Tumblr page and stop pinning. It's time to sign up for Google+ — or else.

Google is angry that no one wants to use its social-media platform, and decided the best course of action is to just blackmail people with their Google search history.

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It's shudder-inducing to imagine the impact this could have on your life. Do you really want people to know that you looked up "How do lobsters have sex?" at 4 a.m., twice?

So, it's probably best that you bite the bullet, and sign up.

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