15 Signs You Won't Be Invited Back to the Party


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True story: A few of my friends once kicked someone out of a party because he lit a fire inside, after repeatedly being told not to. (The building was built in the 1800s. Everything was very wooden. And very flammable.)


While nobody got hurt, and nothing was seriously damaged, that move was enough to prevent him from getting invited over again. Ever.



There are a few simple precautions you can take to save yourself from such a fate. Avoid the following things, and you'll be golden. But if you do commit any of these faux pas ... it's a pretty good sign you won't be invited back to the party.


1. You lit the room on fire.


community party foul fail fire


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2. You blew out someone else's candles.


birthday party blowing out candles


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3. You smashed the drinks. All of them.


broken bottles smashed party


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4. You gave someone a concussion.


dancing party fail


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5. You stared at people like this the entire night.


creepy stare face


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6. You're a really angry drunk.


kristen wiig bridesmaids angry


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7. You're a really emotional drunk.


crying emotional tears


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8. You take YOLO a little too far.


yolo snl purell andy samberg


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9. You broke out the acoustic guitar. When nobody else is in the mood.


man-playing-acoustic-guitar


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10. You ate all the food.


kirby eating food


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11. You drank all the booze.


jack sparrow rum quote


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12. You smashed something really important.


spring breakers smashing stuff


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14. You acted like an idiot.


fighting stupid fail party foul


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15. You sat in the corner and made depressing comments the entire time. Don't be a Debbie Downer. It's a party, you guys!


scott pilgrim bored party


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